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Awww yeah, I'm excited about 12 inches when it's thick and white. Wait, that came out wrong.

 

Get off my axe!

No one, I mean no one tries to grab my axe when i'm shredding. That'll teach my niece, shit just don't happen.

 

Sushi USB

 

These are awesome USB memory sticks. They look like sushi but taste like electric.

 
 

Fake home pregnancy test is genius.

I know what you're all thinking, this is a great way to scare the shit out of an unsuspecting boyfriend, husband and/or one night stand. But i'm thinking how great this would be to do to your husband if you've been trying to get pregnant and have been having a hard time because of his low sperm count (or sissy nut-sack). "Hey honey," you would sing across the room, "I have great news!!" And then you could walk over and show him, and he would jump up and down with sheer joy and scream "Are you serious?! OMG are you serious?!" Upon which you would quickly and without smile respond, "No, i'm not serious, your sperm is lame and i'm getting tired of having to fuck your defective junk." And then there would be an awkward pause, and he would cry.

 

Coconut-carrying octopus.

This octopus has stunned scientists but carrying around a coconut so that when it is threatened it can close the 2 halves to make a protective shell. It has redefined expectations about predictive behavior. In octopuses. Which is certainly critical. There are a ton of different videos of it if you go to the YouTube.

Awkward Family Photos Dot Com.

Has anyone checked out this site? It's pretty much the best thing that has ever happened to the internets.

 

Is it awesome in here or is it just me?

Firstly, I want to mention that I just picked up an Egg Nog Tastyclair pie and I'm super stoked to try it. Beyond tasting great (hopefully) it will also give me about 25% of the fat I needs and 16% of the sodium I'm allowed today, which is incredibly efficient so I'm feeling good about that. Moving on, Lauren and I went and stayed at The Chelsea hotel in Atlantic City on saturday night. Was a Chanuukjahcahiuka gift. I forgot to bring my camera for just about 98% of the time (damn i'm using a lot of percentages in this post eh?) but here are a couple i took on check-out. The lobby, a lamp made of sunglasses and a fireplace. The place was an A+ for AC, usually the rooms in AC are crap, but this was really nice, stylish and comfortable... Jonathan Adler meets Philippe Stark (yes, I am a snob) and I'd recommend it to anyone. We had a whirlwind tour of drinking, shopping, laughing, drinking, talking, drinking, eating, laughing and drinking. And there may have been a pill or something it's foggy. But we partied our asses off and i'm left with one overwhelming feeling leading me into this week... It feels so good to be so in love with my wife.

The Pirate Chair.

Me and my buddy Chris (seen above trying to look thoughtful) took some time on Saturday to build something that has been in my head for a long time now. No, not a documentary on Bricktography. I call it The Pirate Chair, because it's a chair that looks like it's missing a leg. Been thinking about different ways to make this illusion come to life and landed on replacing a leg with clear acrylic. I think the effect works nicely but it's not the right solution, as in most instances it looks like I simply replaced a leg of a chair with a plastic one for some reason. Which isn't the look I was going for. But at the right angle, with the right light, on the right floor, it really does look precarious and funny. Anywho,  I was excited for Lauren to come home to show her what we did, and waited patiently by the door for her reaction. Needless to say, it didn't meet my expectations, was more like a "You spent the day doing what?!" Admittedly, I did have thank you notes to write and the dishes needed to be loaded.