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Tiny Little Chairs.

..... and more styles to choose from. These little chairs are awesome and I love them. 
 

Just for Women.

Just so you know, there is temporary die for sale so the ladies can make their vagines pink like a prom-date again... the website says:

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My New Pink Button^tm is a temporary dye to restore the youthful pink color back to your labia. There is no other product like it. This patent pending formula was designed by a female certified Paramedical Esthetician after she discovered her own genital color loss. While looking online for a solution she discovered thousands of other women asking the same questions regarding their color loss. After countless searches revealing no solution available and a discussion with her own gynecologist she decided to create her own. Now there is a solution!

 

Download it all over your ears.

I read a review (I can't remember where) that said if Vampire Weekend was Rushmore, Contra would be The Royal Tennenbaums. With that, I downloaded it from iTunes (which is like a series of inter-connected tubes that carries music from small music studios into a large silver cabinet. This cabinet cuts it up and reconnects it into a patchwork of number and letters. That is then liquefied so that it can flow through wires. This liquid is then super-heated into a gas and dispersed into the air. Receptors on newer computers and phones are able to receive this gas and convert it into sound.) Anyway, I guess the technology isn't important but the record is awesome.

 

You can click the above picture to make it readable by your 'eyes.'
 

I Love Conan. There, I said it.

I want you to read below, it's Conan's response to NBC wanting to move Leno to his legacy Tonight Show spot and push him back. No, seriously, it's worth reading I promise, not only because of its genius intro and ending, but because it shows the passion we should all have for our jobs. Damn man, damn.

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People of Earth:

In the last few days, I've been getting a lot of sympathy calls, and I want to start by making it clear that no one should waste a second feeling sorry for me. For 17 years, I've been getting paid to do what I love most and, in a world with real problems, I've been absurdly lucky. That said, I've been suddenly put in a very public predicament and my bosses are demanding an immediate decision.

Six years ago, I signed a contract with NBC to take over The Tonight Show in June of 2009. Like a lot of us, I grew up watching Johnny Carson every night and the chance to one day sit in that chair has meant everything to me. I worked long and hard to get that opportunity, passed up far more lucrative offers, and since 2004 I have spent literally hundreds of hours thinking of ways to extend the franchise long into the future. It was my mistaken belief that, like my predecessor, I would have the benefit of some time and, just as important, some degree of ratings support from the prime-time schedule. Building a lasting audience at 11:30 is impossible without both.

But sadly, we were never given that chance. After only seven months, with my Tonight Show in its infancy, NBC has decided to react to their terrible difficulties in prime-time by making a change in their long-established late night schedule.

Last Thursday, NBC executives told me they intended to move the Tonight Show to 12:05 to accommodate the Jay Leno Show at 11:35. For 60 years the Tonight Show has aired immediately following the late local news. I sincerely believe that delaying the Tonight Show into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. The Tonight Show at 12:05 simply isn't the Tonight Show. Also, if I accept this move I will be knocking the Late Night show, which I inherited from David Letterman and passed on to Jimmy Fallon, out of its long-held time slot. That would hurt the other NBC franchise that I love, and it would be unfair to Jimmy.

So it has come to this: I cannot express in words how much I enjoy hosting this program and what an enormous personal disappointment it is for me to consider losing it. My staff and I have worked unbelievably hard and we are very proud of our contribution to the legacy of The Tonight Show. But I cannot participate in what I honestly believe is its destruction. Some people will make the argument that with DVRs and the Internet a time slot doesn't matter. But with the Tonight Show, I believe nothing could matter more.

There has been speculation about my going to another network but, to set the record straight, I currently have no other offer and honestly have no idea what happens next. My hope is that NBC and I can resolve this quickly so that my staff, crew, and I can do a show we can be proud of, for a company that values our work.

Have a great day and, for the record, I am truly sorry about my hair; it's always been that way.

Yours,

Conan

 

 

Frankenpets.

I really like these Frankenpets galleries.

 

Bacon or Beercan

If you love yourself, go here and check this out. This comes straight my friend Paula from FRanCe!!! So you know it's on the cutting edge.