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Cwrap.

I'm trying... today I got a wrap instead of a sandwich. I'm really not happy with it... wraps just don't do it for me. There's just something about the 'eatability' of it that's faulty... the way things are all wrapped up and rolled and shit, looks like i'm eating a severed arm or something... and the middle just kinda squeezes out like some sorta turkey filled donut. Not impressed with the rate of wrap technology so far.

UPDATE: Just finished this thing and I ended up unrolling the beast and eating the bacon before throwing it out.

 

impossible sculptures.

 

Check out this dude.
 

 

Smart.

Using google image search, this designer browsed through some of the most expensive and often famous jewelry in the world, the low-res images they found were stolen, doctored, then transferred to leather, creating a tangible new incarnation. With the expense and intricacy of the jewels stripped away, their essence and visual intensity are extracted. As you can tell, I totally ripped off their description.

  

Now these are a cooking utensils I can get behind...

 

 

Only $90,000!

Yes, I am fucking serious. Macallan commissioned the royal cabinetmaker Linley to produce this exquisite piece of shit for Harrods, designed to be ultra luxurious and unique in every way including the ability to make people lose total perspective on the meaning of life and the value of those things that are truly important. 

Hurt Warner.