jackcousteau

Darth Bale.

Ha-cha-cha-cha.

The above picture is of a 'blobfish' or Psychrolutes marcidus. I call it the Jimmy Durante fish. Man that thing looks fucking sad. Maybe it's because it's going extinct due to excessive Australian bottom trolling, its only habitat. Yeah, that's probably it.

 

Valet.

My friend Joy introduced me to this men's style site that is pretty incredible if you are or aspire to be fashionable, appropriate and know what the word sartorial means or at least pretend you do in casual conversation. Check it out here.

 

Forgot to duck.

 

I cussin' loved it.

I took my niece Ella to see Fantastic Mr. Fox last night. It was amazing. The fact that she cuddled on my lap the whole movie (I could've been watching Glitter and been in heaven) only added to its awesomeness.... It was so well written, well acted, so interestingly animated and visually engaging, beautiful and funny and ... ugh... so good you gotta see it. If you like Wes Anderson then it's a no-brainer.

 

Do you guys watch this show?

It seriously has got to be the funniest show ever. It even beats out America Funniest Homo Videos. Only other show that makes me literally laugh out loud (LOL). I can't stop watching it now, it's like crack and urge you all to give it a try... and I have a blog so you know I know what's up.

 

I found a new site that I found.

It's called Picture is Unrelated and I will be stealing things from it occasionally. And by 'occasionally' I mean every so often.

It tuccus long enough.

Ice.

Finally, something worth posting about. This makes ice that looks like a diamond. And what playa' doesn't need that? This would look so good in a cup of blood. Actually reminds me of a story... I was watching the picture "Blood Diamond" with Lauren and afterwards she said "ech, makes you wonder why anyone would want a diamond." I immediately turned towards the window and with a thumb's up whispered with a wink "Thanks Blood Diamond."

 

I love this ad...